
Viagra
may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.
So
said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal
Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday
to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor
of a measured dose of cocoa.
To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the
vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor
cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal
qualities of cocoa beans.
The
report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the
development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind
scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign
of a British trade association making similar claims.
Baptized
"Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will
soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars
containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and
especially one's sexual appetite.
Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the
bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic,
Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com.
Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption,
eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian
is thus considered a promising market for sex candy.
For
Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra,
she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate
is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond
its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension
and diabetes.
The
vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for
the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about
cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast
cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power".
Akunyili
did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate
will be thoroughly tested before going to market.